Eggbabies!

[magdalyna]

So, warmingweather made a post today about eggbabies that students have to nurture in health class and the like. Teenagers thrown together to raise an egg/have a fake marriage for a few weeks.

Its the perfect plot device- it can work for fluffy, angsty, hurty fics, character studies, pre/etablished pairings/enemies and everything in between.

So.

100 or more words about your pairing of choice in the Egg Baby Meme!!!

Comment here with your drabbles!!!!!

Comments

[jessaminejill.livejournal.com]

well, i guess i'll start it off! haha

The ongoing mantra being chanted in Ryan Ross' head sounds a little like this: not him not him not him PLEASE GRETA she's nice our last names are so close! not him not him he's so fucking ridiculous are you FUCKING SERIOUS MR. HURLEY nononononono. Brendon Urie practically skips across the classroom and Ryan contemplates the strength and noose-like quality of his paisley neckerchief. Then, duh, it's a neckerchief. Why the hell didn't he listen to Spencer this morning and wear the scarf like he told him to?

"Ryan, wow, this is going to be totally awesome! We get to be parents of a baby! An egg baby! I'm so excited, aren't you? Mr. Hurley, he's such a good home ec teacher. I mean, this is like, practice for real life. So cool. We need a name, any preferences? No? How about Jasmine? Like the princess in Aladdin, oh oh oh and we can call her, it's a her, right? Well we can call her Jazzy for short because, think about it, any child of ours would have to be a "jazzy" girl with your fashion sense and my dazzling personality," he says in maybe two breaths.

For a fleeting moment, Ryan thinks the ridiculously joyous grin on Brendon's face could make even that stoic kid Bob in his History class feel like baking snickerdoodle cookies or snuggle with some bunnies or some stupid shit like that. Then Ryan lets his head hit the desk with a loud thunk because, honestly, how is this kid even real.

I JUST HAD TO WRITE IT BECAUSE I DREAMED ABOUT IT. SERIOUSLY. I WENT TO BED AT 12, DREAMED, WOKE UP AT 2 SOMETHING AND THIS WAS PRODUCED. ugh brain let me sleep once in a while.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

This is perfect!!!

[jadziadrgnrdr.livejournal.com]

Very cute! Awww

[blahblahologist.livejournal.com]

honestly, how is this kid even real.

best line of any fic ever???????? PROBABLY.

this was so funny and cute, omg.

[idle-graffito.livejournal.com]

omg, I didn't know people ACTUALLY had to do this in school. EPICALLY AMAZING, TO SAY THE LEAST.

[sits back and compulsively clicks the refresh button']

[idle-graffito.livejournal.com]

IAWTC.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

I never had to, but Degrassi the Next Generation, it never lies!

[idle-graffito.livejournal.com]

Aaahaha I love how a little show from Canada has made such an impact in the pop culture world (because seriously, nobody knows us for anything except, like, Nickelback and snow, both of which are arguably unimpressive).

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

I like early!Nickelback. And the cold. ♥

[mrs-weasley-xx.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN EVERYTHING. ♥

eh, why not :) ryan/brendon

[mrs-weasley-xx.livejournal.com]

It's as Brendon adds googly eyes and glues yarn onto the small white egg when Ryan realizes that he should probably just kill himself and get it all over with, because obviously the next few weeks will be torturous. This is clearly part of Mrs. Anderson's grand scheme to not only get back at Ryan for constantly questioning her motives ("But why are you skipping t.s. eliot? Why did you go straight to Emily Dickinson, when we've read like, fifty of her poems? Why are you skipping all the good stuff? Why are you looking at me like that?") but also to finally get rid of him for good. He glances over at Mrs. Anderson's desk - she has an insane-looking sadistic grin on her face that actually makes Ryan's skin crawl. He looks back at Brendon (who's adding the finishing touches to the egg's pink bow) and decides that, yeah, the best way to go is to suffocate himself using that pile of yarn over there, or swallow enough of the glue to maybe poison himself.

Brendon picks up the egg and practically shoves it in Ryan's face, saying, "Look! I beautified her, Ross. I think we'll call her Angelique MariamVanessaPetePatrickJonSpencerBrendonRyan Urie-Ross. But all the cool kids will refer to her as A.M.V.P.P.J.S.B.R. Urie-Ross."

He blinks. Then opens his mouth to speak. "I -" He stops and scratches his head. "Urie-Ross?"

"Well, duh," Brendon says, rolling his eyes and placing A.M.V.P.P.J.S.B.R. on the desk. "OB-viously we can't have a child out of wedlock, so we'll have to get married before you start showing. Oh, did I mention you're the mom? Because you're the mom."

"I -" He blinks again. "Why am I the mom?"

Brendon grins and runs his hand across Ryan's hand, tracing his fingers. "Because you have such pretty hands."

Ryan hates it, but he actually shivers. He tries to say something else -- maybe "you're a fucking idiot," or, "my hands are not pretty," or maybe even, "well I think that name is shit," but all he can do is say: "Oh."

Brendon toys with Ryan's fingers and asks, "So, what do you think about a beach wedding?"

Ryan can't even think straight, but at the last minute he decides that maybe he won't kill himself -- not today, anyway. Things might get interesting.

[faded-memories.livejournal.com]

Heh, I had a robotic doll to carry around. My sister had to lug around a sack of sugar!

reposted cause I can't spell. :/

Re: eh, why not :) ryan/brendon

[faded-memories.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH LOVE THAT IT REQUIRES CAPSLOCK!

[jessaminejill.livejournal.com]

YOUR DRABBLE TOTALLY PWNS MINE ♥

[jessaminejill.livejournal.com]

thank you!

[jessaminejill.livejournal.com]

♥

[jessaminejill.livejournal.com]

=D ♥

Re: eh, why not :) ryan/brendon

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥

[geneli4.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure this (http://geneli4.livejournal.com/559792.html) really counts as egg baby fic, but since it was totally inspired by your meme, i thought i'd link. *g*

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

This counts!!!

Its adorable!!!!

♥♥♥

[geneli4.livejournal.com]

EGG BABIES! YAY!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[alexaander73.livejournal.com]

I like you because of your icon!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

Thanks.